All the shit you have to remember for SPM.

This is how I do it.

F**king Chris Brown in apartment
Fluorine Chlorine Bromine Iodine Astatine (Group 7)

Lazy Sarah Palin regrets canceling her facial
Lithium Sodium Potassium Rubidium Cesium Francium (Group 1)

Stupid mother always scares poor starving children away
Sodium Magnesium Aluminium Silicon Phosphorus Sulphur Chlorine Argon (Period 3)

His nanny always keeps x-ray
Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon (Noble Gases)

Corrected:
KeNa cuba makan ayam chicken zoo, freakin snake probably hates consuming hideous assholes
K, Na, Ca, Mg, Al, C, Zn, Fe, Sn, Pb, H, Cu, Hg, Ag (reactivity series)

There's a lil something inconsistent with the electrochemical series. Our syllabus states that Calcium is AFTER Sodium, whereas various images yielded by Google search show that Calcium is BEFORE Sodium. So which to believe huh?

PVB - Perverted Bastard
Pressure indirectly proportional to Volume - Boyles' Law

TVC - TV Channel
Volume directly proportional to Temperature - Charles' Law

PPT - Powerpoint
Pressure directly proportional to Temperature - Pressure Law

King Philip Couldn't Order Five Good Sandwiches
Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species

IS - is - Iodine for Starch
GB - gigabyte - Glucose + Benedict's Test
PM - prime minister - Protein, Millon's reagent

Errr... I'll think of more?