Saturday, February 21, 2009

Lift your hands up!

My dad is discharging tomorrow!!!

He's gotta wear a bulky arm sling for about 3 months. He can't move it at all! Poor thing, but if he ever complains I'm gonna tell him about all the nice old t-shirts he'll be able to wear once he's gotten the damn thing off. He'll be able to do jumpjacks even! Or monkey bars and the wave. Or just about anything that requires the human arm to be stretched upwards.

That includes advertising his armpits.

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